The LOLCat Bible

If you’ve been using the internet for a while, I’m sure you have already came across some pictures of cats, with weird “English” captions.

This is an internet phenomenon called the LOLCat. It is simply an image combining a photograph of a cat, with a humorous caption in (grammatically incorrect) English—known as “lolspeak“.

There are thousands and thousands of images of funny Cats, and other animals online, and you can find a lot of them on the largely popular website

This LOLSpeak language is actually taken quite seriously (or srsly in lolspeak) and there are even lolspeak translators available online so you can create your own images.

Now, the LOLSpeak language has been taken to a whole new level, with the release of the Online Lolcat Bible at Some people will find this extremely funny, with references to God replaced to “ceiling cat” and the devil replaced with “basement cat”, plus the added grammatically incorrect will add to the entertainment.

Unfortunately, some others are bound to find this offensive and will probably bash it. I’d definately love to hear the vatican’s view on this topic!.

Here’s an excerpt taken from the (uhm…) first book of the Genesis when Light was created by “Ceiling Cat”

“At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz. An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin. An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!”

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